What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

It’s been over a month since I stopped taking sertraline but why do I still feel side effects like brain zaps and anxiety mood changes? The root cause of anxiety it’s your thinking and I perfectly master that better than before so it’s hard lately.

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

With Quantum Entanglement And Blockchain, We Can Finally Generate Real Random Numbers - IFLScience

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Then came..

Did You Know You Can Plug These 10 Devices Into Your Smart TV's HDMI Port? - MakeUseOf

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Stunning Space Film Premieres June 9 at Natural History’s Planetarium - West Side Rag

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What To Expect In Wednesday's Report On Inflation - Investopedia

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Underwater Megavolcano Set to Release Millions of Tons of Lava, Experts Warn - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Robotic sucker can adapt to surroundings like an actual octopus - Ars Technica

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?