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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:20

Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Then came..
Did You Know You Can Plug These 10 Devices Into Your Smart TV's HDMI Port? - MakeUseOf
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What To Expect In Wednesday's Report On Inflation - Investopedia
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Underwater Megavolcano Set to Release Millions of Tons of Lava, Experts Warn - The Daily Galaxy
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Google Confirms Most Gmail Users Must Upgrade All Their Accounts - Forbes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
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Robotic sucker can adapt to surroundings like an actual octopus - Ars Technica
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to